Investment

Sessions & Packages

Four ways to end up with photos of yourself you can't stop looking at. Pricing is in NZD and in "whatever currency makes you feel best about this."

Starter
The Quick Click

For the mildly camera-curious.

$129 NZD
  • 20-minute mini session
  • 1 location, 1 wardrobe change
  • 5 professionally edited images
  • Free "stand over there a bit" consultation
  • Mild encouragement throughout
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Most Popular
The Classic Smith

The one everyone actually books.

$349 NZD
  • 1-hour session, 2 locations
  • 35 professionally edited images
  • USB drive shaped like a duck
  • 1 outfit change, 1 dramatic sky (weather-permitting)
  • A playlist curated specifically for your vibe
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Deluxe
The Signature Session

For the main character energy.

$749 NZD
  • 3-hour session, unlimited locations
  • Unlimited professionally edited images
  • One (1) drone shot of you looking pensive
  • A personalised haiku about your face
  • Priority access to John's playlist opinions
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Legacy
The Legacy Package

For people who plan ahead, apparently.

$1,999 NZD
  • Full-day coverage, any location on Earth (allegedly)
  • Framed prints + a small gallery show
  • Custom-bound photo book
  • John attends your next birthday party for candids
  • Lifetime bragging rights
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À La Carte Add-Ons

Extra Enthusiasm +$15
Emotional Support Photography (bring a friend) +$40
Rush Editing (24 hours) +$60
Pet Photobomb Guarantee +$25
Extra Dramatic Sky (subject to weather) +$20
John Tells You You're Doing Great Free, Always

Questions People Actually Ask

Only if snacks are provided. Ideally the good kind, not the "healthy" kind.
Something you won't regret in ten years — unlike, say, your prom outfit. We can talk it through beforehand.
Legally, yes. Emotionally, I'll be very sad, and you'll have to live with that.
Statistically, about three. But they'll be really, really good ones.
No. This entire page is a demo. See the footer for the full, slightly embarrassing truth.

All prices, packages, add-ons, and available discounts on this page are entirely made up for demonstration purposes.